Lavender chameleon

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

*placing this on the new king's head* The alligator will be seen later. For the while, long live the crocodile!

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...