apollo

gay people can never be normal they always gotta say some shit like "he was a being formed in the very poetry of nature. his wild and enthusiastic imagination was chastened by the sensibility of his heart. his soul overflowed with ardent affections, and his friendship was of that devoted and wondrous nature that the worldly-minded teach us to look for only in the imagination".

sometimes family is a retired warrior nicknamed “the bear,” his bard husband, the ghost of the warrior’s ex-wife and the old and flirty necromancer who summoned her, a unicorn handler named gary, his unicorn freddy, and a skeletal horse named bones.

i retract one of these statements. but i will not reveal which one. consider me duped. consider me betrayed.

hey guys i finished the book and im deeply confused and a little bit weirded out

sometimes family is a retired warrior nicknamed “the bear,” his bard husband, the ghost of the warrior’s ex-wife and the old and flirty necromancer who summoned her, a unicorn handler named gary, his unicorn freddy, and a skeletal horse named bones.

i retract one of these statements. but i will not reveal which one. consider me duped. consider me betrayed.

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

It’s always so cool when you find these legendary posts and the OPs are not deactivated. It’s like, the gods still walk among us.

What if when Orpheus calls Hades “king of shades” he’s actually referencing Hades’s insane sunglasses collection.

Time to bring this back. Again.

Apparently this is evergreen. Dammit.

I remember adults telling me, as a kid that girls can be equal to boys in all fields including athletics. Now, they consider girls to be delicate flowers who could never hope to compete against boys.