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I thought we should get our own spn meme version to give the news
anyway, congrats Yue Qingyuan!!!
NEED THAT MAN PREGNANT POLL ~SEASON TWO~ WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT
It's been a long journey guys, but we're finally here with the results of our big season two round robin finale!
In 4th place - Dick Grayson/Nightwing (DC)
In 3rd place, with one win - Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
In 2nd place, with two wins - Starscream (Transformers)
... and in 1st place, with three wins, our 2026 Mpreg Champion -
YUE QINGYUAN FROM THE SCUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SAVING SYSTEM!
I don't know how, but you crazy bastards really managed to pull it off. I hope the Sect Leader is very happy with his dozen mini Xiao Jius.
STAY TUNED FOR OUR INSEMINATOR BONUS POLLS, WHERE WE SHALL SELECT THE MEN WHO GET THE HONOR OF BECOMING ZHANGMEN-SHIXIONG'S BABY DADDIES.
As propaganda for Yue Qingyuan's pregnancy polls @need-him-pregnant-poll (PLEASE VOTE), here are some fics of people attempting to impregnate Yue Qingyuan, him wishing they would, general breeding kink, or him acquiring a child. Mind the tags, neither safe nor sane fics ahead.
Seven Yellow Bells by relationshipcrimes (LiuYue) The Shoreline by relationshipcrimes (BingYue) I’m open (to falling from grace) by buryyourgaydar (97) Salt in the wound by mossdunce (97) it's so easy to bite with your hands pinned by lavenderandrue (97) It Made Scents at the Time by peerlessSerpent (97) With Anticipation by peerlessSerpent (97) Whole Milk by peerlessSerpent (97) father, oh father by me (97) If you come softly by KotoneChou (TianYue) Never enough by lartharian (tianyue) Rendezvous by strobelune (YQY/Tentacles) Expressing displeasure by lavenderandrue (97) A Small Adventure in PingTang, or Yue Qingyuan's unexpected two-week vacation by bigbongbangboom (LiuYue, 97) i know your eyes are just for me by lavenderandrue outside matters by porthos (79 baby acquisition)
there are def more than this but these are the ones off the top of my head!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85824686/chapters/232760136 It the final poll we have time we have strength. We have courage. We have memes. One brave scummie made an entire mpreg propaganda animatic. We are not out. We are what mpreg dreams our made of. If our sect leader wins it means the abortion shrine for the year to come will be well fed as he will be banned from the poll next year. We have beaten all odds I say we keep beating them as it would be FUNNY and that is what scum villain is all about. TEH MEEP
Link to post with all 3 YQY preg polls
I BELIEVE SCUMMIES CAN KEEP MAKING MIRACLES HAPPEN,,,,
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My final piece of propaganda for the poll between my loser boy Yue Qingyuan and Gomez Addams (whom we all love and admire) - I believe Gomez & Morticia would give the win to YQY. (He never gets any wins.)
The Qijiu tragedy is too delightful, they'd love to help. And perhaps it doesn't really matter who the child's father is (will YQY get to be their third? We can only know if it gets YQY pregnant). That would drive SJ crazy. And babytrapping is also an option. Decisions decisions...
And YQY is being persuaded. If it will get him closer to Xiao Jiu... or perhaps to even get to carry XJ's child...
Vote for my boy YQY - be like Gomez & Morticia (they'd vote for him) -> X.
Ahem. Here is my propaganda for the need him pregnant polls:
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK HIM DEAD IN THE EYE AND TELL HIM HE CANNOT HAVE HIS BABY THAT HE HAS CARRIED IN HIS WOMB FOR 9 MONTHS.
GET YQY PREGNANT GUYS!! PUSH PUSH PUSH. GOMEZ CAN WIN ANY OTHER POLL(including this one!) WHENEVER HE WANTS (we love Gomez in this house) BUT YQY CAN ONLY WIN THIS!! AND!!! ONLY THIS ONCE!!!!! Vote!!
girls that cause problems (on purpose)
aphrodisiac treatment 😋
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 5
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Gomez]
"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"
"t4t Gorticia. That is all."
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
COME ON SCUMMIES WE NEED TO WIN THIS
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 6
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Richard “Dick” Grayson (DC)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Dick]
"Just look at him and tell me you don't want to get him preggo."
"He raised Damian while Bruce was lost in the time stream, but he didn't get to really do any father/son activities because he was too busy also filling in as Batman. Give him a child of his own that he can raise and properly care for like he should've been able to with Damian.
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT WAIST??? HE IS ASKING TO GET DICKED DOWN WITH A WAIST THAT SNATCHED.
I want to torment my coworker with the fact that my favorite character whom I named my car after got pregnant on Tumblr (I'm forcing him to stay updated on the polls and he hates it)."
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 5
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Gomez]
"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"
"t4t Gorticia. That is all."
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 3
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Starscream (Transformers)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Starscream]
"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."
"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."
"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."
"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."
"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."
Starscream propaganda from last season
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
Wangxian
It would be a lot easier for people to just block you and move on, as you say you would like, if you disclosed your AI use in the captions of all your images instead of either only in the tags or no disclosure at all, as with this post. People don't read tags. People don't look at pinned posts before following someone, they just see art they like on the dash and hit follow. People don't know how to spot AI images. Why not be open about it in every post so you can find a community of people who also enjoy making AI images for your fandoms?
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the job market is terrible anyway and I miss being a shrimp hunched over my tablet drawing all day~
the majority of art I do will still be posted across my socmed accs (altho at different speeds haha...) but if you'd like to see the spicy stuff / some of my chicken scratch sketches, do check out my Patreon!
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How many kids is Yue Qingyuan having?
While everyone is working so hard to support Yue Qingyuan win in @need-him-pregnant-poll this leads to an important question. . . How fertile is he?
How many babies is he having?
Just one
Twins
Triplets
Quadruplets
Quintuplets
6 or more
A secret 7th thing (explain)
Thank you all for keeping the Sect Leader pregnant, but don't put your guard down! There's still more fighting ahead!!
Qi-ge is absolutely glowing. 🥹 This is lovely art, thank you for sharing! <3
