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LOL I’ma fly higher than my dad

It’s like some of y’alls never learned your lesson from the original failson: Icarus.

Dead Man’s Slight Bend in the Road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPJCE69kgwE

You can’t change the rules just ‘cause you don’t like how I’m doing it

Since The Good Doctor has kicked off Autism Discourse, I’m going to throw my hat into the ring with the hot take that one of the most accurate portrayals of an autistic person was actually the guy from the Ghost Tour sketch of I Think You Should Leave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAN0OCagHzQ

The Bird is the Cushion

I randomly stumbled upon Pin Feather YouTube, which is where people do closeup videos of themselves removing the waxy casing from their birds’ pin feathers. Some of the videos have millions of views. People are weird.

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Monkey Philosophy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRlBy9iuoEo

My Endless Cycle Dot Com

lousy samsara

Flat Gala

Oh dear, it appears that gotsdang Ozempic monster has gone and eaten everyone’s boobs #MetGala

The Bletch Gala

Why has the Met Gala theme sucked so much the last few years? Like, it’s just about providing advertisement for Karl Lagerfeld this year? Bleh. Go away. #MetGala

#MetGala

Werevark

whycome there are wolves and aardwolves but no varks?

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One Final Picard Shitpost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt-L6BfpYrc #StarTrek #StarTrekPicard

#StarTrekPicard #StarTrek

It’s NOT Oatmeal

I used to go around saying “It’s NOT oatmeal” all the time as a kid for absolutely no reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCZcVu6rMlo

Ussell Roliver

Oh great. Now I’m having Vietnam flashbacks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S88p2KCydQ

If You Say So, Mr. Loggia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNkMCxFsVlw

Zoom Zoom to the Future

I don’t know how to break this to everyone... But, if you do the math, it turns out that Zefram Cochrane is a Zoomer. #StarTrek #FirstContactDay #Zoomer

#StarTrek #FirstContactDay #Zoomer

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Borg Popstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOZ6mXL4yBU #FirstContactDay

#FirstContactDay

Boothby

That Star Trek: Starfleet Academy show needs to have Boothby.

And he should be constantly using the f-word because cadets keep trampling his azaleas.

And it should be called: Star Trek: Boothby

In fact, forget the cadets. It's just Boothby.

Boothby

#StarTrek #Boothby

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