mid-youth crisis

“ah surely the kanye jeffree starr alleged hookup is the craziest thing I’ll hear today” I say, a full minute before checking twitter to see armed maskless white supremacists have stormed the capitol building and the senate is barricaded in their chamber

food doesn't hold moral value and diet culture sucks

I want those.

sorry for thinking it's sexy when people's hair starts graying😔 i'm right tho

Literally the only reason more jobs weren’t already “work from home” is that companies think people will be less productive if they have more privacy and comfort which is just so, so, so fucking insulting. No job that can be done on a computer should require a physical office. None at all. All that shit should be abolished and then just imagine how much time, money, fuel and space would be collectively saved. Holy shit. How many people were commuting to work every day for cubicle shit?? How much CO2 was that?? How much total land do office complexes take up right now that could be cheap housing or sky gardens or solar power banks or literally anything more useful?

Also people want as many legal ways to descriminate against disabled people as possible because the idea that our labor is valuable blows ableds minds.

Watching my neighbors across the street having a block party during a literal time of pandemic makes me wonder if several hundred years ago there was another person looking out their window watching their neighbors congregate during the black death like verily forsooth, thou art truly ass-headed knaves.

damn. damn!!