[Logan voice] you’re all weak willed stunted adults who are incapable of independent function when not parasitically attached to my poisonous bloodstream. I know because I raised you that way and its your fault for not fighting me like my first wife who I had locked up until she died did. Pathetic. Happy wedding day, Calvin.

i am in fact still thinking about kendall saying “i need a passion project because unfortunately i know that heroin is awesome”

I love Logan being in his pathetic little depressed cunt era. Like yeah thats right. your kids all hate you and fucked off like you told them to and they were the only people that challenged you and now you're stuck in room after room of people who cater to your every whim and are too afraid to even crack a joke at your expense. you got everything you wanted and now you're dealing with the consequences. BITCH

I don’t want to read any think pieces about abortion at this point I just want everyone who disagrees with me to die

anthony bridgerton is my favorite brand of male character. he’s a whore with a tragic past and a fear of love. his crimes? being sexy and making terrible choices. and to top it off he’s got eldest sibling disorder. he’s literally perfect.