nmyphetamine was here

everyone who is suddenly against farmcore is just jealous that I will have a future full of fat healthy chickens and my own home made pie which they will not be allowed a slice ! have fun being negative ! i gotta go mow some hay !

me getting ready to go out

someone who does photoshop reverse this

Me getting home from work

DID HE MAKE IT??

THANK FUCKING GOD

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

quality post

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

guess what’s 10 years old today

At the doctors just got diagnosed with huge meat…. it’s incurable

you should sue your doc for criminal incompetence

logan shut the fuck up there are girls here dude

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

Holy shit. I dropped my Alexa on the ground and it broke. And a tiny woman crawled out thanking me for her freedom. She said she was going to go return to her forest home.