Laura Rose

“apparently a freight train in Minnesota was leaking corn” is one of the funniest sentences i have ever read.

the reality of making lemonade out of lemons

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

Oh my fucking GOD

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

@since-the-900s

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

This shit is still funny

Lmao what the hell!

Lmfao fuck that’s me

Why was he in jail?

@illmaticraj right now

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

Facts

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

why’d you get banned?

touched the rat

what rat

chunky cheese

A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”