house episode where a new male fellow has the hots for house kinda like cameron did. young and attractive like his fellows usually are. everyone and their mom knows. it gives house endless material for elaborate gay jokes, but he doesn't think the fellow is serious about it. until it's been a while and the fellow doesn't stop. house tells him he's straight, albeit flattered, in his own way. the fellow is genuinely surprised to hear that. this sends house into kind of a crisis about his possible bisexuality. wilson is incredibly interested in house's admirer and when house realizes he does actually like men, wilson is capital J jealous of the fellow. they go out once and make out a bit. wilson starts thinking he's homophobic for being unsupportive of this development, now that there's actually a possibility of house getting with this guy. house is joking when he pesters wilson about being jealous and wanting house to himself and then wilson stupidly does that stupid Oh face and his big brown eyes widen in realization. this is never discussed again

i could be your ugly boyfriend i love wikipedia and car seat headrest and i have strong opinions about everything

"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

extreme lack of using this account sorry. I'm reallyyy trying to finish up cameron and chase's arc / get through season 6 before I start oc musing but I've been thinking about ducking ballard recently. he's always been part of the dream team in my head so this is unsurprising but I don't explore them as much from an early seasons perspective and its so sad

I'm really trying to figure out how I think the three of them got together / how ballard got with cameron and chase. I really think cameron would repress the fact that shes sapphic badd I think it would scare the fuck out of her. so playing around with the idea of one night stand cameron and laura leading up to cameron asking chase to become fwb. because shes ignoring her feelings for him and ignoring that she hooked up with Not a cis man and Liked it. so shes all "we're adults with needs" as her own way of explaining it away. and then it doesn't work big shock there