pick-up line: BNHA - If you were a mineral, Youโd be fools gold. (What, Why?) Well, people look at you as worthless! But to me, youโre just a dumb rock, a Handsome stupid rock though ๐๐๐ - ( I- )
pairing:ย kirishima eijirou x reader
authorโs note:ย this went a little more than i anticipated !!! but this is who iโve matched you up with based on your pick-up line LMAO
Kirishimaโs pretty bad at dates. In fact, with his whole history of knowing you, he has never had the pleasure of taking you out on a date. All of his friends are surprised that youโve tolerated this, continuing to date him (โAre you sure about him?โ Kaminari had asked you once. โIf heโs skimping out on the dates, just call us and weโll beat him up for youโ).
The truth is, the two of you have never had much time for going on dates with your busy lives as Pro Heroes. Halfway through your Netflix movie binges, one of you get a call from your agency, telling you that thereโs another villain out there, and youโre honestly not too fond of those calls interrupting your movie sessions, which is why you two have a silent agreement to avoid dates.
This time around, youโre happy that you two have gotten a vacation from your agency. Itโs a whole entire week โ not much to some โ but to you, it means that you can spend time in peace with him, focusing all your attention on each other. Of course, you enjoy being a Pro Hero, but you also do want your time with your boyfriend.
When you look over at Kirishima on your very first date together at the beach, you notice that heโs palming through his khaki shorts awkwardly, sand sifting into his Crocs. You give him a look, the kind of look that says, for fuckโs sake, what the hell are you doing? because people are starting to turn their attention toward the young man who looks like heโs doing some kind of weird TikTok dance.
โThis canโt be happening,โ Kirishima mutters under his breath, his eyes creased with worry.
โYou good?โ you ask him in concern, raising your eyebrows. โWe can always go back to the hotel if you donโt feel well.โ
โIโm good,โ he says absentmindedly, trying to pry your attention away from him. โIโm just โโ
He cuts himself off, and youโre left confused as you gaze at him, your steps deliberately slower as you try to gauge him. Suddenly, your bare feet land onto something hard. You lower yourself to the sandy banks of the beach, letting your fingers hook onto a ring. Itโs gold in color, a little dusty from the sand piled upon it. Eyes widening with understanding, you understand your boyfriendโs panic. You pocket the ring quickly, allowing a smirk to play upon your lips.
โKirishima,โ you sing, drawing his name out in a coy lilt.
โYes, honey?โ he mumbles, his words coming out in a worried slur.
โWill you marry me?โ you ask him, letting the ring hang off your index finger.
He stares at it, his pupils dilating. โOh, fuck.โ
โUnlessโฆ you donโt want to?โ you consider playfully, watching him shake his head frantically in dismay.
โNo, I want to,โ he declares, clutching your face in his hands.
His lips taste so salty with his tears and seawater, but somehow, you like kissing him that way.
(โIt was supposed to be a surprise,โ he later bemoans to you, but you smile, only continuing to tease him.
โItโs only you who would ever lose a ring during our first date,โ you hum, poking his cheek as he slides down the bedroom wall in shame.)
drop a pick-up line in my ask box, and iโll tell you how your first date with a bnha/hq character will go (please specify fandom, iโll choose the character based on your pick-up line ๐ผ)
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