the saturday funnies

When we talk about actors on TV we say “they were ON that show”, but we talk about actors in movies we always say “they were IN that movie”.

this is a 2000 dollar fursuit

honey your teacher is a furry

I got a tattoo of Casper the friendly ghost on my thigh. When I would slap it, he’d whisper the answers to my math test to me. If anyone else tried to slap it, Casper would say “not so friendly now, huh?” and then proceed to choke them.

man, paying attention to who’s posting these makes a huge difference

Oh my fuckin god she fuckin ded 💀💀💀💀💀

This was nostalgic

the image didn’t even load but I’m reblogging this in the hopes that the payoff is worth it

IT WAS

In Christmas movies where the parents don’t believe in Santa but he is actually real. Where do parents think the presents are coming from?

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

bye im……..

Omg

Omg! 😍❤️

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

this is the most glorious thing I’ve seen all day 

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

one of us is gonna have to change.

@lemememeringue

NOOO THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! OH NO!!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT IS ADORABLE!!!

*powoop* *pewoo pewoo*

Maybe the reason there’s still no robot uprising because they couldn’t get past the captcha.