I enjoy the company of others

the feng shui of the hospital room in which i was c-sectioned out of my mother was quite poor so im sure you can understand why my hair looks wack every day of my life forever

thief blew a highly trained bubble that floated into my pocket and picked up my wallet then came back to her and i was unable to pop it i just couldnt do fucking anything

They're selling dollars for 100 cents down at the. bank

using tumblr is a really awesome way to learn about the types of people in the world because you will see a post by mutual #1 that's like "just jacked off with my awesome penis #my penis tag" and then scroll down exactly one post to see mutual #2 posting "this might be tmi but i live in a house"

never thought i’d be saying this as a nepali person but the rest of the world has a lot to learn from nepal when it comes to revolution lol

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole game ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High