Tulip

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHBHBHAHHA

😭😭😭

LMAO

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHBHBHAHHA

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

I am! We could maybe get a hairless cat…maybe.

ahahahahaahahah! no.

I know we’re lesbian but having something that vaguely looks like a ball sac in our house is okay.

no

where did you get that picture of me..?

Don’t worry about it, Tulip.

o-oh..!

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

I am! We could maybe get a hairless cat…maybe.

ahahahahaahahah! no.

I know we’re lesbian but having something that vaguely looks like a ball sac in our house is okay.

no

where did you get that picture of me..?

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

I am! We could maybe get a hairless cat…maybe.

ahahahahaahahah! no.

I know we’re lesbian but having something that vaguely looks like a ball sac in our house is okay.

no

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

I am! We could maybe get a hairless cat…maybe.

ahahahahaahahah! no.

baby don’t worry!! i also dont have a daddy

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

i’ll sit and look pretty

i wear the pants always

Sure… (That’s what she thinks.)

@ask-chiefkatelaswell get your ass over here rn

i wear the pants always

[No i’m scared i’m waiting for you to get home]

To @laswellstulip [Call the hospital. Please. I’ll be there soon.]

[Katie i’m not going without you]

To @laswellstulip [Please. Tulip, please go. I’ll be there in thirty minutes. I love you. I need you to be safe and you will be at the hospital.]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [Baby I’ll] *there’s nothing else*

To @laswellstulip: [Tulip? Are you there?] followed up a few minutes later by, [I’m calling the hospital.]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Im ok! just some contractions. Katie hurry up please i miss you]

To @laswellstulip [Oh my God. Never scare me like that again. Leaving for the train this minute. What hospital are you going to?]

to: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [The closet one to us]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Please please hurry i don’t want to be alone]

To @laswellstulip: [Almost there. They’re going to give you some medicine and you’re going to pass out, alright? Or at least feel no pain. Epidurals. I love you and I’m five minutes out.]

To @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [no no no! i can’t pass out with you here! Kate Elizabeth Laswell hurry your fine ass up!]

To @laswellstulip [They're going to take away your phone soon. I'm hurrying up, only five minutes out.]

*there’s no more replies*

[No i’m scared i’m waiting for you to get home]

To @laswellstulip [Call the hospital. Please. I’ll be there soon.]

[Katie i’m not going without you]

To @laswellstulip [Please. Tulip, please go. I’ll be there in thirty minutes. I love you. I need you to be safe and you will be at the hospital.]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [Baby I’ll] *there’s nothing else*

To @laswellstulip: [Tulip? Are you there?] followed up a few minutes later by, [I’m calling the hospital.]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Im ok! just some contractions. Katie hurry up please i miss you]

To @laswellstulip [Oh my God. Never scare me like that again. Leaving for the train this minute. What hospital are you going to?]

to: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [The closet one to us]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Please please hurry i don’t want to be alone]

To @laswellstulip: [Almost there. They’re going to give you some medicine and you’re going to pass out, alright? Or at least feel no pain. Epidurals. I love you and I’m five minutes out.]

To @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [no no no! i can’t pass out with you here! Kate Elizabeth Laswell hurry your fine ass up!]

[No i’m scared i’m waiting for you to get home]

To @laswellstulip [Call the hospital. Please. I’ll be there soon.]

[Katie i’m not going without you]

To @laswellstulip [Please. Tulip, please go. I’ll be there in thirty minutes. I love you. I need you to be safe and you will be at the hospital.]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [Baby I’ll] *there’s nothing else*

To @laswellstulip: [Tulip? Are you there?] followed up a few minutes later by, [I’m calling the hospital.]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Im ok! just some contractions. Katie hurry up please i miss you]

To @laswellstulip [Oh my God. Never scare me like that again. Leaving for the train this minute. What hospital are you going to?]

to: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [The closet one to us]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Please please hurry i don’t want to be alone]

[No i’m scared i’m waiting for you to get home]

To @laswellstulip [Call the hospital. Please. I’ll be there soon.]

[Katie i’m not going without you]

To @laswellstulip [Please. Tulip, please go. I’ll be there in thirty minutes. I love you. I need you to be safe and you will be at the hospital.]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [Baby I’ll] *there’s nothing else*

To @laswellstulip: [Tulip? Are you there?] followed up a few minutes later by, [I’m calling the hospital.]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Im ok! just some contractions. Katie hurry up please i miss you]

To @laswellstulip [Oh my God. Never scare me like that again. Leaving for the train this minute. What hospital are you going to?]

to: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [The closet one to us]

[No i’m scared i’m waiting for you to get home]

To @laswellstulip [Call the hospital. Please. I’ll be there soon.]

[Katie i’m not going without you]

To @laswellstulip [Please. Tulip, please go. I’ll be there in thirty minutes. I love you. I need you to be safe and you will be at the hospital.]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [Baby I’ll] *there’s nothing else*

To @laswellstulip: [Tulip? Are you there?] followed up a few minutes later by, [I’m calling the hospital.]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Im ok! just some contractions. Katie hurry up please i miss you]