kindly be kind, wipe all the dirt from my eyes

ANNIE EDISON AND JEFF WINGER Community (2009-2015)

GOSSIP GIRL (2007–2012) 1X02 « The Wild Brunch »

Seinfeld – 7.18: The Friars Club 

I'm sad because Noah was my airplane safety mask person. Your what? My airplane safety mask person. What is that? Have you ever been on an airplane and they play that video that says, "Please secure your own oxygen mask before helping others"? Yeah, that's every airplane I've been on. Well, I remember, when I was little, thinking that, if I were ever really in love, and I was on an airplane with my lover, that I would put his mask on before my own. When you were little, you used the word "lover" in your thoughts? Well, that's not the point. Well, it's kind of ridiculous because you always put your own mask on first. No, you don't. You're actually more helpful to others once you're getting a steady flow of oxygen to your brain. It's just logical, right? You're actually putting your "lover" at greater risk by not putting on your mask first, so… No, but it's not about it. It's about romance.

Luke Kirby as inadvertently cute Nick Steinwald in Labor Pains 2009, dir. Lara Shapiro, United States

I wasn't going to grovel, and the fact that you even went there makes it clear you have no idea who you're dealing with.

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS as Elaine Benes | Seinfeld (1989-1998)

Happy May Day, y’all.