absolutely not

girl i got ten eels ten squids ten marine iguanas and twenty-one lamp cats i don't got troubled waters, troubled waters got me

My demon told me law furnaces keep eating his fallen london player characters so I asked how many fallen london player characters he has and he said he just goes to new newgate prison and gets a new fallen london player character afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding fallen london player characters to law furnaces and then his imp started crying.

babe wake up it's explosionfest in fallen london

i like to think this is where the endless shrimp come from

reblog to deploy lamp-cats

babe wake up it's explosionfest in fallen london

i guess my only issue with this event, and i don't actually think it's an issue, like i agree that the mechanics have to be the way, it's just like this, is that the first difficulty is fine for babyzailors, and the middle one is extremely doable and fun for players sort of midrailroad/evolution/roove, but the hardest one can very easily be insane even if you have every single piece of zeefaring gear that exists. like sure you can manage your troubled waters but sometimes the cards suck and you get there with like a 4 on the explodometer because you had to eat 2-3 cp of tw on every dang card all the way there and your reduction gear did not proc once. this happened to me last year but i think it was a 5 and in fairness i did do a single piracy but it was also capturing the ship. so like i'm rounding down on that basis, truth in griping, et c. [infomercial voice:] there's gotta be a better way!

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

This is the first I've ever seen this and it makes me wonder if it's why Pratchett was always so conscientious about responding to letters from kids.

If you were wondering: in November 1967, Terry Pratchett was 19 years old.

And he did in fact say on at least one occasion that it was this that pushed him to always engage with his own fans in the same kind and conscientious manner.

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.