Tallest Red

When Red awoke, he was more rested than he had been in years. He smiled down at Zim, caressing the little Irken’s face lovingly. He really did respect Zim for his efforts…

The smaller stirred from the caress and groaned not wanting to wake from his blissful slumber just yet.  But the sensation did break the sleep cycle and Zims PAK automatically switched to a more alert mode. ” nn my Tallest?” he asked groggily rubbing sleepy magenta eyes.

"Call me Red," Red murmured softly, "Or Xieron. That’s my real name. But Red’s more casual." He kissed Zim gently, a smile spreading across his face. "But none of this ‘my Tallest’ nonsense."

Zim blinked, returning the kiss happily but seemed a bit confused. Even frowning slightly. “but my T- ehh Red. Zim has always called you that in respect. ” he took hold of the Tallests hand and nuzzled the digits to his cheek. 

"Mmhmm… I understand," Red murmured, stroking Zim’s cheek with his thumb gently. "But that was before… Things are different now."

The small irken couldnt help the purr that pulled from him. The slightest touch would not go overlooked.   ” I seeee.. I understaaaand my Ta— ehh .. Red.. It will just take some time to get used to. Ive called you my tallest for so many years” he moved one of the two long fingers between his lips . Suckling gently. Worshiping the Tallest every waking moment. He was a pleasure drone after all.

Red chuckled softly, kissing Zim’s forehead. “So frisky so early in the morning?” He laughed, enjoying the feeling of Zim’s mouth around his finger. “Mmm… Must be trying to adjust to the new hormones and stuff from your reassignment, huh?”

"mmm?" he purred out antennae perking somewhat from the kiss , suckling upon the digit until it was mentioned he was rather frisky. "Ehh I cant help it .  Zim has never experienced such a constant heeeeat before.. " 

Red smirked widely, running his tongue over one of Zim’s lekku. “Mm… You’ll adjust, I promise. But until then…” He straddled the smaller Irken, purring loudly. “Would you like to have another round? I might as well put your energy to good use~”

Red smirked and suckled on the tip of Zim's lekku. What a good pet, he was... Perhaps this was what Zim was truly meant to do. Red chuckled, running his claws down Zim's sides, leaving marks in their wake. It wasn't enough to break skin, but it would remind Zim who was truly in charge. "My pet," Red crooned darkly, grinding against Zim. "My pet, my drone...~"

I have a sneaking suspicion Astrid helped design those

Haha oh my gods yes!!

YESSSS

HAHA WOW

these snotty fucking barista blogs on here that brag about giving regular coffee to customers who asked for decaf or putting dairy milk in soy lattes because the customer was a little rude or the soy containers are “tricky” make me really fucking angry. you could put someone in the fucking hospital. grow the fuck up.

Imagine your OTP’s first attempt at feeding their child baby food, and the gigantic mess that results.