Just me, her, and the moon

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

choosing to believe this was his way of rebelling and the directors were just too fucking stupid to even notice lmaoooo

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

I don’t know who needs to hear this but now is THE time to incorporate walking back into your routine. I know it’s like trendy to do hot girl walks, but during this time of year it’s one of the easiest ways to reset your mood or breathe through your anxiety or just take a moment to exist. I’m all for walking with a playlist on, but walking in silence and just appreciating the fall breeze and the mellow sun and everything about fall will absolutely help you feel a little better and costs $0. And we are at record temperatures right now so we truly need to appreciate all the time we get with cool beautiful weather. Take a walk!!!! It will help u I promise

and one more thing!! so we’ve basically confirmed scott has clocked shane and ilya. and as a person struggling with being a closeted queer hockey player you’d think hey maybe he would try to talk to them and bond since they’re all going through similar things. NOPE. he brought a gun to the ice and said get out and take that weird bisexual man with you

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

here is my life philosophy: next week there might be someone ahead of you in line at the store who’s short a quarter and you have a quarter and you can give it to them. if you weren’t there, they’d have to put something back. the week after that you could be getting lunch and the waiter might ask if you want some pancakes someone else ordered and never picked up. you could find someone’s lost cat. you could watch someone’s bag while they go to the restroom. there are so many ways you are going to touch other people’s lives and they are going to touch yours and there’s no way to know when it’s going to happen. so you have to keep living!!! i wouldn’t want to die knowing that tomorrow the barista will give me free oat milk just to be nice. 

food does not have moral value....... food does not have moral value.......is there anybody out there... hello.can anybody hear me.... you need carbohydrates to live.... can somebody help me.... hello.......