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“He does good at rockets”

"Just like Edison" is just so great in so many ways

imagine having a company named after Tesla and the president says you're just like the guy who stole all of Tesla's work

Funny, because Musk is basically the current day Edison. All he had to steal from Tesla was his name.

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

IIRC, with the waxing and warning the moon many times has been a symbol of change so why would the moon EVER been a symbol of cisness??

This is and always will be the single most iconic moment in cinematic history and I will hear nothing to the contrary

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

reblog to summon a concerned lesbian in your hour of need

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

Guys this post could get to 69,420 notes plz boost

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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