Anything and Everything

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

I caught “portobello, tobasco” and “mamma mia” lmao

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

Need some fables AESOP

Unforgivable Flying Object

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

grocery stores should have special rest areas where you can pull over and think without being in peoples way

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"