harry gardner nsfw alphabet
A = Aftercare (what theyâre like after sex):
harry is very caring after sex. heâll usually get you a glass of water after and a towel to clean yourself up.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs):
his favorite body part of yours is your ass. he canât get enough of it. throughout the day, if not working, heâll slap your ass.
your favorite is his eyes and how blue they are.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically):
harry loves coming on your tits and back. but if you let him, he loves coming in your mouth.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):
he really likes it when you ride his thigh. especially while heâs working. it gets him off.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyâre doing?)
i feel like harry is pretty experienced. heâs gotten around and is very good at many things in the bedroom.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying):
harry LOVES when you ride him. he likes when you face him though, so he can grab onto your tits and watch as you moan in pleasure.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
it depends on his mood. he can make love when he has the time to, but can also fuck you like the world is about to end.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.):
he trims. itâs never bothered him, or you, and thatâs all that matters.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect):
harry is very romantic. if you want rose petals leading to the bed, red wine, and hot bubble baths, youâve come to the right person. that is, if he wants to be romantic that day.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):
before you met harry, that was one of the only ways he could gain inspiration and calm himself down. he doesnât masturbate as much anymore. if he does, he thinks of you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):
heâs a kinky bastard for sure. thigh riding, choking, blood, degradation, praise being just some of the many.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do):
risky places. the kitchen counter with the blinds open, the stairs of the house, any elevator he can get his hands on, he loves it when you suck him off under his desk while heâs writing. also, the shower is one of his favorite places.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going):
just being around you turns him on. the love and passion of your relationship fuels him so much, youâre like his own personal viagra.
N = No (something they wouldnât do, turn offs):
anything youâre uncomfortable with. he wonât make you feel bad about it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.):
like any man, harry loves a good blowjob. especially while heâs working. he loves the feeling of it. just because he likes receiving doesnât mean he wonât give though. when he does give head, itâs fucking amazing. the best sensation youâve ever felt.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.):
if heâs stressed, fast sex gets him calmed down. if youâre stressed, heâll make it romantic for you. it all depends on the situation.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.):
if youâre down for it, harry enjoys quickies. it allows him to get back to his work in time.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.):
harry gets OFF on risk. the possibility of getting caught is so exhilarating to him.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?):
he can usually last 2 or 3 rounds until heâs completely knocked out.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?):
he loves using vibrators on you. watching you squirm around in pleasure makes him go crazy. heâs also a cock ring kinda guy.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease):
harry IS a teaser. he loves seeing you go crazy from wanting him so badly.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.):
heâs not super loud, but will grunt and moan for you in your ear.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character):
harry gets off on eating you out. the fact that youâre getting pleasured, makes him so horny.
X = X-ray (letâs see whatâs going on under those clothes):
a bit over average and slightly girthy. about 6 inches, but he knows how to use it.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?):
super high! especially if heâs been writing for hours.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards):
like a gentleman, harry makes sure you fall asleep before him. heâll wrap his arms around your stomach and stay with you the whole night.