lao bitches unite

i dunno how mnay ill find but ill try

Death Of Our Troubled Youth by busan_brat, lulublue1234 [E, 27k]

Bad Kid™ by lol_hobi [T, 4.3k]

you are my only one by lilacflowers [G, 1.8k]

Pairing: Taehyung/Yoongi Rated: E Author: tteokie Length: 19k

In which Taehyung confesses to Yoongi, and Yoongi has a stubborn, blind disbelief anyone could be romantically attracted to him.

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Pairing: Taehyung/Yoongi Rated: T Author: marienadine Length: 4k

Yoongi is taking a photography class because it’s a required elective. Kim Taehyung is:

1. the best photographer in the class, and

2. The Most Beautiful Person In The Entire World.

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I love him too! These are my top 5 Namjoon fics for each ship - hope you enjoy them <3

NAMJIN

The Shaman and the Exorcist by metastacia [M, 145k]

hounds of love by fitzgarbage [T, 67k]

before things come together by brightlight [E, 31k]

A Wonderful Institution by bazooka [T, 30k]

a sugar coated pill and a pick me up by whomstisthis [T, 25k]

charmed by kaythebest [T, 23k]

VMON

Red Sky in Morning by GinForInk [E, 83k]

Hurt Locker by MmeIrene [M, 42k]

if it bleeds by wertstoffhof (roachprince) [E, 29k]

The One With The Urban Hatter by ziontea [T, 26k]

someone to stay by pardon [E, 15k]

MINJOON

It’s Just Kissing, Not Rocket Science by Ragi [NR, 122k - Ongoing]

would you believe me if i said i’m in love? by cumulus [T, 19k]

lost in you by jonghyunslisterine [T, 10k]

only lingering around you by moonsuns [E, 6k - Ongoing]

You’re My Calico Cat by violanthe [G, 1k]

NAMSEOK

tadhana by pardon [E, 32k]

is that a lob, because i’m about to smash you by jonghyun [E, 25k]

the clearing by fitzgarbage [G, 18k]

ionic bonding by moonsuns [E, 15k]

Like Tracing The Stars by violanthe [M, 1k]

NAMGI

No Reservations by tusaisbts [E, 31k]

Starving (& Other Artistic Mediums) by TAHC (orphan_account) [M, 28k]

never settle (chasing down the devil) by gunhee [M, 23k]

Let the seasons change your mind by luminate [T, 16k]

Again Again Again by mnsg [T, 7k]

NAMKOOK

Golden Boy by GinForInk [E, 85k]

Kepler and Gliese by GinForInk [E, 28k]

Wicked Games by Elucubrations [E, 20k]

Talk Dirty by vanillapeachesandcream [E, 19k]

hate to see your heart break by ongstzone [T, 4k]

thanks for loving the blog ~

Distilled Ichor by cosmicoffee [T, 6k]

Eat Your Heart Out by bazooka [T, 6k]

they stare at me (while i stare at you) by baapsae (weebsandwich) [T, 2.8k]

Kissing Practice by indifferentyoongi [T, 8.6k]

Trust Tree by indifferentyoongi [E, 5.6k]

red strings by xizhen [G, 3.4k]

Can I Tell You A Secret? by omegasubreddit [E, 5.7k]

Shape Of You by jinified [M, 11.8k]

A Week with Kim Taehyung by iamnotaprodigy [G, 8.6k]

hey you! (you steal looks with your body and face) by Throne [E, 5k]

Odd Eye by resonae [G, 3.9k]

Spectrum by keemcandy [T, 5.3k]

Fiancé by Yuanoe [G, 1k]

Cheer Up by resonae [G, 13k]

theres so many more but read these first <3

can’t get used to patience by Anonymous

Go shorty, it’s your birthday. by Anonymous

Like You’re Whispering by Anonymous

I’ve read the namkook and I loved it tbh, but the rest I haven’t so I’m excited to check them out~~ The Namjin seems to be fake bf au and thats like one of my fave aus ever so im really excited~~

OH AND THANK YOU FOR THE REC!

heres 10 i love;

got my body so wet by fatal (cumrich) [E, 8k]

Look Here by bazooka [M, 23k]

Color? by pornographicpenguin [E, 18k]

daylight (could be so violent) by sugarkookx [M, 27k]

Of Dogs & Men by Anon451 [T, 20k]

In case of emergency by Skadirh [E, 5k]

would you believe me if i said i’m in love? by cumulus [T, 19k]

Burns Blue by themarmalade [M, 15k]

things we turn away from by themarmalade [M, 16k]

Wait Time: 70 Minutes by GinForInk [M, 4.9k]

vers: sleep on their sides

Pairing: Yoongi/Jungkook Rated: M Author: bellamees Length: 6.7k

[google search>what to do when you’re in love with an android]

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MC: Please introduce yourself Yoongi: -throws glitter from pocket- Yoongi: I’m Suga. 

Interviewer: What will you be in 10 years? Yoongi: 33 years old. 

Namjoon: -does aegyo for more meat- Yoongi: A downside of capitalism. Interviewer: Please reveal a secret about yourselves. Yoongi: When we take a bath we take off all our clothes. Yoongi: -chooses himself as victim for mafia to kill- BTS: lmao why would you do that Yoongi: I have no reason to live on “We actually all had abs at one point, but since its summer, the chocolate has melted.”

[Namjoon doesn’t dry his back after showering] Yoongi: he says “it will dry off anyway,” then why live if you die anyway?

“In my next life, I want to be reborn as a rock.”  Any specialties? Yoongi: breathing for 25 years straight. 

-gives Jin a $15 Min Yoongi acrylic stand for Christmas-

Pairing: Taehyung/Jimin Rated: T Author: namakemono Length: 17k

Taehyung doesn’t believe in ghosts. He believes very much, however, in profiting off of those who do. Hauntings, seances, contacting dead relatives, he does it all. But there’s just one thing: none of it was supposed to be real.

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