Look at this guy. Look at his stupid smug face.
Don't you just HATE him?
Well thats why you yes YOU should vote NAY on Dec. 12 Slay or Nay semifinals.
Let's work together to burn him at the stake so we can see him DIE.
Name: Lannce Allura
Age: 8.4 Sweeps
Sign: Libo (Knight of Heart and Derse Dreamer)
Lannce went all out for this party, look at him, wearing something other than a T-shirt and jeans, good for him. He doesnt get invited to parties very often (clearly) but somehow managed to get an invite to Jeevik Week. According to him he "knows a guy" whatever that means. He likes being cryptic like that, he probably thinks its funny (it's not). However he got in he's here now. He likes to use vocabulary along the lines of "rad" and "swag" and "dude". He loves the color red but has resigned to wearing his blood color just this once, however he will not be taking off his [brand unspecified hightops]. He wears his sunglasses all. the. time. You might think it's to make himself look cooler, which isn't a far off guess, though it's actually because he's very light sensitive. He acts like he doesn't give two shits about how he's perceived when in reality he's constantly paranoid about what people think of him.
Are you in the homestuck official discord server? Then you should totally vote for Lannce to be featured in the hit game Hiveswap act 3. Nay him into the ground so he can not only be absolutely roasted by the judges, but hopefully have a chance at dying a gruesome death!
Due to legal reasons his moirail doesn't exist.
