the warm embrace of a cold creature

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice