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'Imagine if Nia sacrifices herself, so our group can win. Wouldn't that be angsty.'
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Hey, next time just save yourself some effort and stab me RIGHT IN MY F*CKING HEART!!!!!!!!
Oh wow, this was prophetic.
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Spock’s entire philosophy is explaining why it’s logical for you to go fuck yourself
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
Good to know that actors have always been like this when forgetting their lines. XD
Good to know we just never seem to change. Now picture ancient Greek thespians doing this at recitals or during the performances.
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sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet
i’d reblog this even if it was a still image
I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?
Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?
literally everyone
Everyone. No, really… everyone.
For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.
For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letter “B”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.
For older kids: you’ve probably heard that “to be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.
For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate a “B” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them.
For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.
For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce “zounds.”
One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.
Y’all r wildin OUT
HELLO?
ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird
BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!
AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED
K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N
I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN
guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too
imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍
That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!
VERY NIcE
Where are the other penguin humansonas?
Here is the other two penguins for those asking. But like srsly this dude has A SHITTON of cool art. He is called “Crazy Tom”
Private looks like Dan Howell
That last comment made me snort out loud omg
WHERE IS MELMAN THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Had to reblog again for Melman
Edit ps - found the artist in someone else’s reblog so I’ll add the name to these
Also the Instagram page has reposted his work
@crazytom666 is the artist.
the kING J U L I A N
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In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
That is none of your business is it sir
OP is a fairy don’t give them your name
I can’t hit the ball standing still
when did golf start going trick shot
Dang bretheren
Sure it looks cool, but I would be that ass that says each hit counts as a stroke.
come back to me.
Femshep was robbed!
today is the only day you can reblog this
this was cute until i realized the fish is probably trying to not get eaten
A fish trying not to get eaten wouldn’t slow down when the “predator” slows down. It also wouldn’t constantly swim in a circle near the edge of the tank; It’d try hiding. Also a fish in a tank in a a public place that is constantly filled with people is not likely to see people as predators.
Animals, I think people tend to forget, also enjoy playing.
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The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping
The two people in the front wearing one shirt.
Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW
WHY IS IT BACK
no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
Don’t bring this meme back
BRING THIS MEME BACK.
Do the Harlem Shake
oh my god
ah fuck
Do The Harlem SHAKE
Oh…look on, children, and weep as you are faced with memes from when I was your age…
fossil meme
Revive the Harlem Shake
21st of January 2020.
It’s back
I can literally hear the voice of this omg
Necromemecy
The distinctive and memorable Thailand-only covers for the Harry Potter novels.
These are stunning!
We were robbed.
This is like a stereotype aliens would come up with for us just through watching our movies.
I like the idea that they don’t make contact because we’re actually fucking terrifying.
We are space orcs.
demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?
roomba: [is a roomba]
demon:
roomba:
demon:
roomba:
demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit
roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E
demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.
roomba: *vibrates excitedly*
demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge
Roomba: >:3
I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts
[video description: a tiktok by @/skinnypudge in which a person, while giggling uncontrollably and adorably, opens and blows up a small inflatable wizard hat. they retrieve their cat, who is black and chilling in a cardboard box, and dump it gently on the counter. they put the wizard hat on the cat, and it's simply incredible.
at the end, there's a freeze frame of the cat making a silly face as the wizard hat is being put on, and a fun song plays. end id]
He knew exactly what he was going to do.
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game time (via: @brittanynlau)
You coward, you ended the video early because you didn’t want to admit defeat.
A crushing victory
Thinking outside the box
That’s called cheating.
This gets funnier to me everything I watch it.
I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just… walking in a way that humans are technically capable of walking and it’s somehow terrifying. It’s not even just that it’s unusual– if she’d come around the corner walking on her hands I doubt they’d have bolted.
I wonder if this is a learned fear (from horror movies and such) or something instinctive about the pose?
WHY IS THIS FUNNY?!?!?!
