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lisa: jennie jennie jeeeeeeeeeennie

lisa: i know i already said thank you a million times but again: thank you for helping me lie to shawn 😂 as awful as that sounds. still can't believe it all went off without a hitch, with the help of your amazing self (and nick)

thank you so much!! and i’m terribly sorry if i have bored your ears off from annoying joe jonas on the jet to vegas, by singing it all the way there!! well i’m here!! i’m queer and i’m not going any fucking where now that this song has finally been dropped, well i might disappear again after a little while till the EP drops. but for now i’m here. again thank you though. your shawn’s lisa right?

oh please, you could never be boring, you’re like the coolest person i’ve ever met. or maybe i’m just biased because i’ve been a fan since i was like, ten. i’m already living for this new era. oh my gosh...haven’t heard myself called that yet, but yeah, i guess i am.

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@lxlisa: happy birthday squishy 💕💖💓💘

serious discussion time, lads and lad-ets. i’m going to give you two choices. you don’t get to be boring ( imma looking at you Nicholas ) and swipe left or reason yourself out of it YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE or death upon all future house succulents. HERE GOES – if you had to choose between balancing forty cheerios on each of your two hands ( yes that’s forty each hand ) and every time one fell off you’d get electrocuted ORRR every time you sneezed a piece of your hair fell out but anywhere on your body and never grew back, what would choose and why? 

why am i not at all surprised by this line of questioning? but okay, let’s get into it, because i’m not trying to curse my future succulents. i have some absolutely burning questions before i can make an educated decision. are the cheerios all stacked up in a tower or are they placed at random? how much do cheerios weigh? i mean, i know not a lot, but i feel like if there’s forty of them on each hand it might add up quickly. is it a big electric shock or like, small and manageable? if i choose the hair, do i get to pick where it falls out or is it random? i need details, please, joseph. 

i’m still so fucking blown away by the response of the music video and my new song dropping!! if you have listened to it then thank you, y’all helped it get it to number 17 on the bilboard and Itunes like um…who knew  there was so many fans waiting for this new music to drop? because i didn’t….is it wrong for me to still be so hyped up over everything? // @theglamliststarters​

you can’t expect anything less than a big response when an OG pop queen drops a new single, miley, you just can’t. i’m over the moon happy for you! there have been so many people, myself included, just waiting for you to make a comeback, so this is everything. and you’re definitely within your rights to still be super hyped, you deserve it.

PRIVATE: That sounds like a great trade deal. – That’s insanely adorable. And you’re never missing me alone, that’s for sure. I know you’re not used to this, but you’re feeling good, right? Like, comfortable. Happy. Like you know I’m not going anywhere?

I bet you have so many pics. Undercover obsessed fan this entire time. We’ll see about the cup thing. I guess if there’s gonna be one person I don’t judge with that, it’ll have to be you. I can call you beforehand and at the end of the night when I’m more than a little bit buzzed and ready to embarrass myself. I need to see that work fit too. Especially if it’s Mushroom Chocolate vibes. My face will need the chance to turn into the actual heart-eyes emoji.

private: i know, and it does make it better knowing i’m not alone. yeah, i’m feeling good. you make me feel so comfortable. and i hope you know i’m not going anywhere, either. you’re stuck with me.

i really do, though. it’s not my fault that you look really good all the time, and somebody has to document it. oh, i’m very much looking forward to getting a facetime call from drunk shawn. why do i already know it’ll be adorable? guaranteed, even if you think you’re embarrassing yourself, i’ll find it cute. you know i’ll send you all the snapchats. not the same as actually being there, but i hope it’ll be enough to tide you over. 

you know the way to my heart already, though i could join in on the guitar talk, but i’d rather be on a beach somewhere with you. she we tell them about our new plans? or do you want to leave’em guessing? ‘cause either way i’m down!

bring your guitar to the beach and serenade me, and i’ll be yours forever, luce. i think we can leave a note and let them figure it out, right? i’m way too invested in this plan. 

Jennie: You’re a busy girl, I’m sure he understands that there are plenty of reasons why you can’t be there. 😂 We’ll make it work. Not long now and just think of his face lighting up when he sees you.

Jennie: I’m here as your safety net! 💕 If you have any problems, I want to hear about them. I’m not just about to let you fall. You’re going to be just fine, Lisa. I promise, it’ll all be worth it in the end. 😊

Jennie: I spoil ever animal I meet. It’s become an issue. There’s this woman who lives two streets away from me who I always see walking her dog and now I bring a dog treat in my bag when I go out in case I bump into them. 🤣 You can never say I don’t care.

Jennie: Yeah. I’m free we can go whenever. I think he knows I’m one of those people that waits until the last possible moment. Do I like that about him? Sometimes. He can make me feel bad until I actually sort myself out so that helps. 😂 I’m not too nice, I’m honest. You’re stunning! Well... maybe just get him to stop still for a minute or two. I think that’s healthy enough. Although I already know he thinks you’re the most beautiful person in the room so we really don’t have to try that hard.

lisa: i hope so. but i think he does. and i mean, we're both busy, so it's not like it's one sided or anything. lsdfjslkjf but like...you're so right. 🤩 i just can't wait to see him, period.

lisa: i love you sm it's unreal 💕

lisa: you're talking to the mother of the four most spoiled cats on planet earth, so i absolutely get it. awww, but that's so cute! if running into cats outside was a normal thing, i'd carry cat treats 😂

you’re one hundred percent right. nick and shawn can have each other, that way they’ll never be without somebody who wants to talk about guitars. meanwhile, you and i can run off and elope on a beach somewhere. @lucyxhales​

PRIVATE: Maybe I should’ve told you in person, because I’m sure it’s a super cute face. ‘In a good way’ makes sense, because that’s exactly the way I meant it. Hm, really? Like what other things?

You definitely made me smile. And I can’t wait to have you in LA next so I can put on Elvis Presley, pop the champagne and make soft serves with you super far away from the microwave. I’ll make sure you get some snapchats. I’d FaceTime you from the party, but it’ll be getting really late in Seoul. I’ll call you beforehand? What time is your job?

private: i’m sure you’ll see it in real life at some point, if you keep up being the most wonderful human being. you know, the kind of feelings where i miss you five minutes after dropping you off at the airport. that sort of thing. i’m just not used to it.

wish i could see it, but i have plenty of pics to tide me over in the mean time. why does that sound like maybe the most perfect day ever? i won’t even ask to microwave it, as long as you let me eat it in a cup without judgement. technically if you facetime me from the party, it’ll be the next day in korea, so you can for sure call me. but it’s in the evening here, which will still be pretty early for you, so i should definitely have time to talk to you beforehand. gotta see that party fit. and that smile. 

So I’ve gotten into the habit of people watching. I know it sounds bad and creepy, and I promise I’m not a creep. I just have too much time on my hand. I like to make up stories for the people I see when I’m sitting by myself in a coffee shop, it’s even better if I get a glimpse of conversation to help my imagination going. Am I the only doing this? Do you all think I’m crazy? If not you should tell me what are your best spot to people-watch. I’m Diana, and I think I might have just exposed myself.   @theglamorouslist​

it definitely sounds creepy, but i totally understand, and i do the exact same thing. it’s a really fun way to pass the time, so i for sure don’t think you’re crazy. my personal favorite place to people watch is the airport. i travel a lot for my job, and sometimes it’s a lot of waiting around with nothing but your phone to entertain you. so i like to watch people and try and guess why they’re traveling, and make up a story. you’re totally not alone, diana. i’m lisa, it’s nice to meet you!

Jennie: Yeah, he’s like the older brother I never had but hey, I’m not complaining. 😂 I mean, not your best lie but you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. I hope he doesn’t ask me why your work doesn’t include me. I’m going to have to say you’re modelling or something but I’ve got your back.

Jennie: It’s not like you’re lying to be vindictive. I’m sure he’ll be thrilled when you’re the surprise that turns up. 💕 That man adores you and it’ll just make the trip that much more exciting for him. I think it’s going to turn out perfectly and if he is mad then he’s going to have me to deal with but I highly doubt that will happen.

Jennie: I think it’s because Kai knows how to guilt you into loving him. He makes his eyes bigger on purpose while Kuma is just good with whatever attention he gets. They’re both spoiled though. 🤣

Jennie: When should we go? Luckily I haven’t fully packed yet... don’t tell Nick. 😂 If I’m getting clothes for this trip though, there’s really no point. Yeah, we’ll get you something special. You always look gorgeous though, Lisa, you don’t have to worry about that! Shawn’s going to die on the spot when he see’s you. 💕

Jennie: Are you thinking something more dressy or casual? I need an idea in my head.

lisa: listen, i totally panicked in the moment 😂 i thought about that, too, but modeling should work. i honestly just wanna fast forward and get this all over with so i can be there and see him already.

lisa: ugh, okay, you're right. i just need to chillax, cause i'm definitely overthinking. thank you for always dealing with my anxiety 💖

lisa: you're so right, it's those *literal* puppy dog eyes 😭 how could i resist giving him all the chin scratches he deserves? well they're your kiddos, you have to spoil them at least a little.