AMIS RESISTANTS, L'AMOUR C'EST POUR AUJOURD'HUI!

It’s 2017 but Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru is still a fucking jam

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin :/

me giving skincare advice to someone I hate and want dead: make a sugar lemon scrub to exfoliate ur skin then follow up with a cinnamon honey face mask and use coconut oil as ur moisturiser xoxo :-)

not vague enough id recognize lorem ipsum anywhere

just remember that we are google docs users first and people second

i hate middle aged people any time you mention that you’re tired they’re like just wait until you’re 30 THEN you’ll see. like… first off i’m dying sometime in the next 3-5 years so jot that down

One day we will all live in harmony…twink’s and otters and Bears without prejudice…….

John Lennon said that.