Sorry 'bout it

Personally I wouldn’t give out any info to someone even after talking for a while, catfishers are dedicated and will keep up the gig for months to get the info they want. But anyone who wants your private information from the get go is as dangerous as a guy following you down a dark ally wearing a hoodie and should be treated as such!

QUESTION~

This is also not her mugshot. This is the mugshot of a Tulsa woman who was driving without a license. Lots of websites have replaced this fake mugshot with yet another fake mugshot… I have no clue why this is a thing, but this is what Tatanysha actually looks like:

Here’s a link to a news article about her.

http://www.news.com.au/world/wife-tatanysha-hedman-set-husband-vincent-phillips-on-fire-after-he-allegedly-molested-his-stepdaughter/news-story/40fe90869e273c68d24d9dd053482e48

It is actually possible to lift a puppy. This is gonna sound insane. My aunt pulled this off at petco once during one of their big adoption events. I can’t believe I forgot to tell you guys this story. Holy crap.

There was a kennel crate filled with like 5 different newfoundland puppies and the store was PACKED with people. My aunt fell in love with one of the newfies that the SA let her take out. The SA was alone too. Her coworker decided to be a dick and go on her lunch during the busiest fucking hour.

Anyway. My aunt knew this poor guys were probably from a puppy mill or some shit. Or just breedjects (rejected stock from breeders) . So I shit you not. She just picked up the newfie and walked out with him when the SA was distracted. She grabbed one of the fliers off of a near table to make it look like she was holding adoption papers so other customers wouldn’t be suspicious. No one thought anything of it. Just a chick with a dog at petco.

She fucking stole a collar and toys for him too. Fucking most extreme shit I’ve ever heard.

This happened about 1.5 years ago and my aunt never went back to that petco ever again. But she still has the dog. His name is Kronk Kronk is the biggest fucking dork. He’s scared of ladybugs, guys. LADYBUGS.

for the first time in three years i almost got caught, which has forced me to stop and re-evaluate everything im doing. i have had this post in my drafts for a few days as i needed time to re-group.

here are the mistakes i made:

didn't wear my wig

ignored my gut feeling that something was wrong

‘concealed’ on camera

re-usable bags don't always work

put my hand bag in the shopping cart

so i was at the mall, Christmas shopping so security was waiting and ready. i was unprepared, not dressed up and not wearing my wig. i had $500 worth of clothing in my handbag. $150 of Christmas gifts in shopping bags (that i swiped from behind the counter when the cashier wasn’t lookin so it looked like i bought them). 

this happened in the supermarket i got a cart, put my bags from the previous stores and my handbag in it, got a couple of reusable bags, and set them open for my groceries. filled the bags up with food and drink, then proceeded to load up on vitamins and supplements, some more Christmas gifts, basically loads of stuff from the heavily monitored beauty isle. which i then proceeded to ‘conceal’ right there on camera (i was just putting them in the reusable bags which i normally do when i go to the supermarket anyway) 

had a feeling i was being watched, not in person but via security and that they were alerting the cashiers (like a weird premonition). but like an idiot i ignored that feeling and continued. went to the self checkout bought a couple of cheap items. the lady that stands there to help with people who dont know how to use the machines was watching me. but i had $150+ worth of stuff so no way i paying for that (i only had $10 with me anyway.) i paid for the few cheap items with her watching me the whole time and as soon as she distracted helping someone else i left.

she followed me saying ‘excuse me, excuse me ma’am’ to which i ignored. she eventually caught up with me and told me i didnt pay for that stuff. i told her i did. there was a crowd forming around me and her, all these people watching this girl going red in the face as some old lady accuses her of stealing.

now here is what freaked me out the most, she said that ‘they told me to stop you’ referring to the security who had alerted her from what they had seen on camera (y’know that premonition i ignored). hearing that i knew if i didnt step up my game i was done. she asked me if i would come back inside with her. at this point i have $800+ of stolen stuff on me (not including every thing i am wearing.) and i was not going to risk it as where i am its something like one year in prison.

 i reassured her that it was fine ‘oh no its ok because i paid for all of it’, turned my feet from her to the direction i was going to go, tilted my head that way slightly, gave a sort of apologetic look for wasting her time, just generally did all the body language to say im going to go now, sorry. she told me that they would look at the security footage and i just nodded as a walked off going ‘ok thats fine’ knowing exactly what they would find and that they cant do shit about it once im gone.

gave my self three minutes to get as far away as possible. i was actually counting the seconds as i left (just a tip 4 u). walked out of the mall, dumped the cart, picked up all my bags (this shit was so heavy) and as soon as i was out of sight from anyone i ran.

so i didnt get caught

dumb emotional reflection on the nature of guilt:

I’ve beeped a couple times in the 8 years I’ve been lifting (I’ve only got myself to blame for not being careful enough lmao.)

Don’t just surrender yourself instantly you still have a chance to get away with no record AND keep your stolen shit.

KEEP. WALKING. I know you might freeze up when the whole store starts going “BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP THIS LITTLE SHIT MISSED A TAG” But keep walking as soon as you unfreeze yourself. Because unless someone is RIGHT BY THE DOOR most of the time you can get out without much of a problem.

If they come to the door and ask you to come back?

Here’s my little Barnes and noble stand off from when this happened.

The whole store starts screaming and my partner stopped walking, she looked like this was The End™. I whispered keep walking and she started again. My goal after beeping no longer became “get yourself out safe” it was “my partner us way too young to have this on her record get her out.”

So we make it out without anyone calling for us. The manager was at The Edge™ of the store like he couldn’t come farther without breaking the company policy. My partner and I were like 10-20 feet away from the door at this point so I felt relatively safe. My partner looked dead scared and I felt really bad, but I can handle acting under pressure well (thanks @ anxiety for making me do that anyways) so I wasnt worried.

But the manager smiles (it was rlly cocky like he thought we would comply after we made it off the store property 😂) and calls after us. “Ladies, you beeped.” My first thought when he said this was ‘Im not a lady don’t assume my gender asshole’ which kind of gave me an attitude lmao.

But he told us we beeped again when we turned around to look at him and I raised an eyebrow like “So? You cant do anything about it.” But I didn’t say that because that’s rude and I tend to be a nice person. We both looked at the manager and I spoke up.

“I don’t have anything, and I don’t have to come back.” Now let me tell you, he went from 100 to 0 reallllllll fucking quick. You could see the joy of catching two young adults shoplifting drain from his face. The light left his eyes, his took a resting bitch face and tried to intimidate us (but just ended up looking rude and kinda stupid.)

He basically threatened us saying “well remember you” like everyone needs to go to Barnes and Noble and that hell catch us next time.

All in all though keep walking and if they call after you and you decide to turn around be in the parking lot and remember:

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FOLLOW ANYONE INSIDE SHORT OF LP OR ACTUAL COPS.

A lot of lifters get scared and get caught when they beep but you can avoid it if you can handle pressure and remember to keep yourself calm.

This post ended up a lot longer than I thought it would be. Also the events described above happened within the course of 1-2 minutes.