LaLainaDemon

don't want to write I want to think very hard about my fic until it emerges from my head fully formed like athena

do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'

what’s the opposite of a poor little meow meow. this man is pathetic but he’s unfathomably cocky and i want to make him cry

woem woem

hold up mfers in the notes saying" Stupid big bark bark" are onto something

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

coming up with an au were a dead character lives but shaking my head while i do it so everyone watching knows i support the role their death played in the narrative and consider it a legitimate writing choice

I’m glad I wasn’t born in mid evil times bc I’d be all like aaaaaaa I want to listen to Blue Monday by New Order but all I have is this stupid lute

“if the unicorn throws its head back it’s over” i know. it adds spice to the experience

@farm-paws

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

really crazy how much i’ve imagined this fic. like it’s soooooo imagined you wouldn’t even believe. not writing it though