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In order of the blogroll, Mave is first. Now, I don’t know much about them, but from what I do know I am going to assign them to a Jack Russell Terrier because they are both kind of small and spunky and come in a variety of hair/fur colors.

Blake is a Husky and I feel like that should be obvious. They both have the dark hair/fur and the bright blue eyes. Also, they look really scary, but they’re just big softies.

Okay next is December and I also don’t know much about her, but I’m going to say that she would be a Poodle because they’re glamorous, fierce, and have some incredible hairdos.

I’m starting to run out of dogs with good hair, but Macy I’m going to say is a Lab because they also come in many shades and, not to get sappy, but they’re good friends and incredibly loyal.

Dustin is a Pitbull for such obvious, unoriginal reasons. Fighters. Athletic. Look tough, but are secretly sweet.

Tyler is a Chihuahua because they’re really cute, but also never shut the fuck up. Also, for their size, they’re shockingly sporty and agile. Like how Tyler is surprisingly a female mechanic, but you’d never expect it.

Sabrina is a Golden Retriever because they both have really pretty blonde hair and are both fiercely loyal. Also, they’re common therapy dogs which is appropriate because she wants to be a therapist.

Lily is a Collie because they have soft hair and everyone loves them. Everyone loves Lassie and everyone loves Lily. Facts. Plus, they’re heroic and intuitive.

Jagger is an Alaskan Malamute which honestly is basically an off brand Husky and honestly he’s kind of an off brand Blake. Except he’s for more dominant and way less sensitive and so is that dog.

Killian is definitely a Pug because sometimes they’re really dumb but also just so damn endearing. Also, they’re show offs who thrive off of attention. Relatable, honestly.

Alexandria is so obviously a Papillon. They used to be exclusively royal dogs. Also, they’re tiny, pampered, a little mean, and have a lot of hair. Apparently the breed has gotten friendlier over the years, but we’ll see.

Isaac is a Yorkie because they’re talkative, flamboyant, and desperate for attention. They’re also one of the most popular breeds and pretty cute, I guess.

Caroline is a Rottweiler because, again, the dark hair plus this breed is generally cold towards strangers, but they warm up once they get to know them. They look more intimidating than they really are.

Caitlyn is a Beagle because they are the sweetest breed of dog and love people. Although, they were at one point used as hunting dogs, so are they really as sweet as they seem?

Shannon is a Greyhound because they’re lean and athletic and have super shiny hair like, damn girl what products do you use?

Alexander is an Australian Shepherd because, I don’t know, they just look like they’ve seen some shit. But as vaguely mysterious as they look, they’re good family dogs and they’ll never hurt you.

Noa is a German Shepherd because they’re super intelligent, intuitive, and strong. Like Goldens, they’re also excellent therapy dogs.

Dexter is a Dalmation because according to a Google search they are the breed that’s most prone to deafness and that’s about all I know about this kid.

Storm is a Labradoodle because they’re a poor mans Poodle, to be honest. Still got that fabulous hair, though.

Beau is a Boxer because of that hella sharp, square jawline tho. That’s all I have on him. Sorry.

April is a Dachshund 1) because of that shiny black hair and 2) because for something so small, they have so much goddamn energy.

Ivy is a Pomeranian because they try to act so tough, but it’s like c’mon. You’re so cute and tiny, like, who do you think you’re fooling?

Sawyer is a Cocker Spaniel because their ears are what his hair looks like and that’s literally all I know about this guy.