lakeview gossip;

You didn’t hear this from me but he was seen with the Sheriff’s daughter by Crimson Lake. All the sad white boy poetry he’s been writing has probably gone to his head so lock up your freshman daughters everyone!

Well, yours truly is going to win this year like I have every year so there’s no question to be asked. As for Lakeview, God Forbid someone lets Eliott take the wheel of that joint, that boy lacks decorum and honestly it’s embarrassing. It’s a shame he’ll never be as great as Rafael. 

Gasps. 

   How scandalous?! No wonder Coach Reina keeps coming back for more. If you ask me, he’s a complete train wreck of a human being but if it’s big, it’s big and shiny too by the looks of it.

A Lady never kisses and tells but Mr. Galloway has a knack for text books and tongue hockey.

 You heard it here first, folks. Get you a man who can do both. 

I think we all already know the answer to that one.

Do tell us, anon. We can keep a secret.

Denver O’Moore.

Simple answer. If you don’t already know, it means you’re not important enough to know.

The teachers will all be there, but some of the students’ family members have offered themselves up as chaperones, too. Why? Is there a particular face you’re hoping to see?

I think we all know that Elize has her eyes set on Dean St. James, but I also know that she wouldn’t be opposed to Zack asking her to be his date either. January will be going with Luca, the same way she always does. They’re supposed to be fighting right now, but we all know that’s not going to stop them. That being said, there is a wild rumour floating around that she’ll actually be turning up with Shawn Mendes instead this year, so who knows? Maybe she’ll surprise us all. Stella wants to go with Mr. Leonard March, but I hear she wouldn’t say no to Ezekiel if he asked nicely. As for me, I’m still waiting for someone interesting enough to catch my eye. Lord only knows those Lakeview boys are dull.

I doubt it. Dean St. James just has that massive dick energy, y’know? I’m not so sure about Ezra, but I’ll see what I can find out. For the sake of journalism. 

January Rockefeller Fitzgerald is the headmistress’ daughter, don’t you know? If anyone has influence, it’s definitely her. Of course, I like to think I have a little power, too. Eden Allistair would probably name herself as an answer to this one- her nickname is the hbic, but I think that’s one she came up with herself. Anyway, I guess I’ve gotta mention her, too. 

You mean, aside from myself? Elize Salvador has the best fashion sense in Harleton, for sure. But, you know, Luca Windsor comes a very close second. As for the worst? Well, the fact you even had to ask this at all means you’ve clearly never met Ezra St. James. That hoodie he wears all the time needs to find its way into the nearest dumpster, like, yesterday.

God, just waiting for Montgomery and St. James to fuck. 

The cutest little things, aren’t they? Not really sure about the girl, whatever her name is, I don’t really care, but I hear she’s a little too friendly with Harleton’s police department. Crime isn’t cute, ladies and gentlemen. 

And the boy? Just another Lakeview golden boy trying to pick up the pieces I guess.