Kenzeru

i want my soul to feel like a calm blue sea

reblog til your index bleed

Fun fact. In the US it requires more training to legally become a hair stylist than a police officer. In some states requiring more than DOUBLE the minimum hours of training for hairstylists than those required of law enforcers.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

I would read this

OH MY GOD

Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.

they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’

It got about a thousand times better than the last time I reblogged this I think.

If your religion makes you feel superior to anyone else then you’re no longer following religion; you’re following your ego.