The Blackest Day

this is literally the real life version of getting the right answer on a math test by using the wrong function

i hate having a body i want to be an idea

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough. 

I mainly just play the sims now tbh because it’s relaxing

yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere

Niggas hurt girls they begged to be wit.. she was minding her business bro

omfg 😂😂😂

He’s fine as hell

Just about to say that😆

WHAT EPISODE WAS THIS??

Bro this was so fucking dope lol I love this 😩

At least I now have confirmation that allergies really *are* getting worse and I’m not just getting more whiny over time lol

Same goes for the toxins in poison ivy, poison oak, and related species. Increased CO2 correlates to more concentrated urushiol and bigger leaves.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

Real talk

That’s a Fendi B