lady d. (hiatus)

           “     oh, god. there’s two of you. because one wasn’t enough for the                   multiverse already.   ––––––   of all the planets in all the galaxies …                    how the hell did you end up in this universe anyway ?     ”

       “ I could, but then where would the fun in that be?            – fun for me of course, but that’s besides the point.            Just try not to worry your pretty little head over it, darling. ”

the entity giggles something darkly then waves the bony  appendage of a hand to the other.

“ Ah he is actually! But honestly, it’s not entirely up            to me, love. I’m merely a collector of sorts.” 

         ‘ okay, i mean ----you seem pretty trustworthy.               i  can’t  imagine why  you’d  wanna  lie  about               somethin’ so  obvious  as my  expert  skills in               killin’ dudes. and i---did you just call me pretty ? ’

she’s blushing behind the suit, good thing the flush of color is disguised by the red and black fabric pulled over her skin.

          ‘ oh thank  the flying spaghetti  monster.  i was  really                 worried about it for a sec. you shoulda seen my face                  when they killed ‘im off in zombieland. what a tragedy. 

                                    ❝  oh, brother.  ❞

she massages either side of the bridge of her nose, thumb working into the divot left behind by her glasses.  as if gotham didn’t have enough jesters in a mask, here comes ANOTHER one, hell-bent on friendship.  

              it’s better than the alternative.  

                                     ❝  babs it is, then.   ❞  

roughshod, she does allow a chuckle, unfettered from the puff of her lips.  ❝  but i wouldn’t place too much STOCK in tarot cards when it comes to friends you’ve never met before.  ❞

swiftly she sidles up to the other woman and slings an arm around babs’ shoulders, a contented sigh leaving wanda’s masked lips as soon as the oracle has answered in the affirmative. making new friends is always the best  time.

           ‘ hmm, you don’t think so ?                  maybe i should just get a new psychic ?                                -----------d’ya know any ? 

   ❝I haven’t commented on that ‘cause I don’t believe in ‘em.❞ Show him someone WORTH attention– and he might reconsider that.