Lady Petricour

Good movies have 4.1 stars on letterboxd. Great movies have 3.4 stars on letterboxd. Unfortunately mid movies also have 3.4 stars on letterboxd so its hard to tell till you watch them.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

"you are not owed the product of anyone else's labor" but about child birth too

one time in college i was in a creative writing class and this guy was holding up the critique with what i can only describe as like cinemasins dinging another student's writing. and at some point the professor said "the plot is the fork and the prose is the meal. you are critiquing the taste of the fork"

The thing that works so well about the new mutants lineup is that it’s made up of weird girls. There’s Dani “knows all your worst fears and sees cryptic visions of death” Moonstar, Illyana “socialized by an evil sorcerer” Rasputin, Rahne “believes in biblical demons and will tell you about it” Sinclair, Xuân “literally inside your head” Cao Mạnh, and Amara “raised in Ancient Rome but it’s actually not ancient” Aquilla. Not one of them is remotely normal, and other than Illyana, each of them is thinking “thank god I’m the normal one here.”.

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak