Jay Z

it’s like i always say: fuck

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

please watch this video

fuck yeah lad

Nutrients

hey, would you help me out? i am very gay, i’d like a few dollars.

I am awake but at what price

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again

Gay culture

Starting a new paid service! For 40 dollars a month I’ll tell you whether or not you should drink a Dr. Pepper that day, every morning.