Are You Kidding Me?

i wish i could tell everyone how bad im struggling 

I've been so ashamed of the fact that I'm me

Yes, your worldbuilding is thorough, your geography meticulous, your plotting elaborate, and your characterisation nuanced, but answer me this: is there a fucked up little guy?

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

Reblog if you appear to be having gender difficulties

person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more

tank (low self-esteem build)

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

capitalism kills art. anyways im gonna be screaming about this gay pirate show and what it meant to me and how it changed my life for the rest of my life.

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

creampie.

why’d my husband just send me a photo from his work christmas party being like “yeah we have a magician here rn.” what goes on in the corporate world