Break Your Little Heart In Two

Ah, Diana. How right you’re about that. Care to help me?

It'd be my pleasure.

This is what happens when I am bored and deprived of sex.

Well who says you have to be?

Please excuse me while I go die for a couple of days.

What's wrong?

That’s one way to spend a night.

Ooh, tell me more.

How about a party tonight?

I think you know I'm always down for a party.

See ya then.

Tonight's perfect actually.

I-I’m not, Di. It’s okay. Everything’s okay.

Darcy, stop, tell me what's wrong.

I hate people.

Hate people? Why?

What? No, I’m not. I’m still me. See, same reddish brown hair, same dimple in the cheeks. I’m still Darcy Stewart.

Darcy, stop bullshitting me.

Putting the pieces of a heart back together sucks.

What's wrong hun?

What? No. No. Just listen to me and be smart with whatever guy you talk to in the club. Please?

Darcy, what the fuck? You're acting so...Different.

It is pretty great.

Diana, seriously. Listen to me, please? I consider you a friend and I’m just looking out for you. Just know what you’re getting yourself into.

Darcy is there something you're not telling me?

Public groping is disgusting. Especially if some stranger attacks you and you don’t know how to get out of it. Be smart about that stuff, Diana. You’re going to get yourself in trouble.

What are you, my mom?

Who wants to watch movies in my dorm with me until four am? Anybody?

Me, I think I might need some serious ice cream-age.