yo waddup boi

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

Anonymously tell me what time it is there and what you're thinking about.

what would you think of me now so lucky, so strong, so proud? i never said thank you for that now i’ll never have a chance

Bri, you’re dumb, I love you.

Your tag for us could not be more accurate. And it's the truth. 💚🤗 LOVE YOU KATHRANNE

Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit

We don’t.

they are literally never clean

there are so many m/m plots about friends giving each other sexual favors and shit then being like ‘no homo’ but imagine a f/f plot like that. it all started during a game of truth or dare when they got dared to do seven minutes in heaven and it got lowkey heated, so then they decided that they could just practice with each other and it’s okay because they’re best friends and it’s totally meaningless, right? like plenty of girls have kissed their best friend and it doesnt mean that we’re gay. imagine them trying to convince themselves that they dont have feelings for one another. imagine their sleepovers and their parents dont suspect anything because hey, they totally arent gay