Lady Amortencia's Society Papers

Sorry to bring it up but whenever people get so angry that someone points out how Colin is demisexual (not here, on other platforms) it’s like it’s the 1700s and someone’s just accused their fave of being a witch. I have to laugh a little at the negative reaction. How can you deny that the man is demi. “But it’s not canon!” well okay let’s walk through this then: the man was absolutely miserable and HATEDDDD using sex as a means to an end. He can’t even pretend that he’s into it if he’s sober (e.g Anthony toasting him for being rakish and Colin straight-up saying he’s not happy about it) and I genuinely think that had he not been getting shitfaced at bars Colin wouldn’t even be able to continue doing it. The guy is in fucking la la land when he finally gets to be with the woman he loves. Literally so down horrendous it’s sickening to watch. Acts like a virgin the second she *slightly* pulls on his hair or scratches him. He follows her around like a overgrown puppy. He cries multiple times throughout the show and looks like he’s seconds away from shitting and crying because he can’t stomach the idea of losing that emotional connection to the love of his life. “Stop trying to make it something it’s not” my ass lmao.

truly the wildest thing about all the Bridgerton discourse about "is Nicola Coughlan too FAT to be a convincing love interest???" is that in many ways she actually looks better in the period costumes than her thinner counterparts because she has the figure to really fill them out. those dresses are incredibly flattering on larger bodies because they emphasise the bust and cleavage whilst creating a very elegant silhouette. there's something unintentionally hilarious about hearing pearl-clutching in the distance over "idk is this FAT WOMAN sexy enough to be believable as an object of lust??" whilst Penelope Featherington's majestic heaving bosoms are almost spilling out of her dress in a category 5 titty event. if anything she's too sexy. they had to spend the first two seasons putting her in ugly dresses in a desperate attempt to conceal the fact that she's serving more cunt than the entire itty bitty titty committee combined

It's frustrating that you can come up with the plot of an entire fic in just a few seconds, but writing it all down can take anywhere from never to forever.

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