// I'm a fugitive that has no legs to run //

letting out a big sigh is one of the best feelings ever

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

uh oh made a mistake. surely i’ll learn from it and fix things

you guys are never gonna believe this. I managed to make it worse

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

i hope whatever weighs on your heart grows lighter soon

every time someone takes a photo of me and shows it to me it’s like. there’s no way i look like that i will kill myself

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

Remember not all acts of evil have to be big.

this feels like a motivational post for villains 

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

in my this cannot continue and yet it does era

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it