this is my blog???

Some sunny day.

how am i supposed to know?? i don’t have a triangle for a head! at least i have a brain!!

okay, but i seriously had you going there! one point for the prank master! darn, looks like i’m really missing out on something, huh? but i guess dipper is as good as your real name if everyone calls you that! but yeah, i’m john egbert nice to meet you dipper.

yeah, okay, i’ll give you that. you totally got me there. nah, my real name isn’t all that special, don’t worry. nice to meet you too, prank master.

                   I DON’T KNOW. WASTING YOuR TIME                        POINTLESSLY SPEAKING TO OTHERS                        ON THE INTERNET. “SuRFING THE WEB.”                        IS A PRETTY INADEQuATE uSE OF TIME IF                        YOu ASK ME. HONESTLY. GET A FuCKING                        LIFE BRO!

good point. except for the small fact that that’s also exactly what you’re doing, weirdo.

Seems like a rather STUPID QUESTION, from someone WHO IS VERY CLEARLY so much SMARTER than myself, Pine Tree!

how am i supposed to know?? i don’t have a triangle for a head! at least i have a brain!!

wait, dipper isn’t even your real name? but isn’t that like exactly the same thing i just pulled? how is that even fair?

it’s not my real name, but i didn’t make it up. everyone really calls me that.

i have been found out!

BUSTED. now you don’t get to know my real name. i’m taking away your real-name-privilege.

                    WELL FuCK. YOu AREN’T A FROG                         PERSON. THE HELL ARE YOu DOING                         HERE?

definitely not a frog person... uh. i’m...blogging..? is there some other reason i should be here?

right?? who would ever miss an opportunity like this? oh, not really. i mean dave is as informal as it gets really, but he has a thing with intense irony and calling me nick cage, i think lacks the irony he’s looking for????????

you lied to me, john.

Are you stupid enough you can’t take THREE SECONDS to read someone’s blog information now, Pine Tree?

...probably should’ve done that.

Sure! wouldn’t that be cool? heh, yeah nobody calls me Nick though i live in a neighborhood where everyone is pretty formal about everything. Even dad is pretty formal for a street performer!

missed opportunities, man. but, really? what about your friends? are they super formal too?

guess everyone’s kind of a mess.  I am Nickle Cage, nice to met you!

woah, dude! is that really your name? people could totally call you Nick Cage! like that actor!

That SURE WAS a sick burn, Dipper.  Nothing else quite like the pain from THAT.  I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.  Woe is me.

yeah, yeah. ...can you even feel pain in that body?

No one forced you OR him to FOLLOW ME BACK!

i guess i gotta make sure you don’t do something stupid. oh, wait, everything you do is stupid.

hey! okay my blog is kind of a huge clusterfuck right now but thanks for the follow!

hey man. not like mine’s any better. i’m dipper, by the way.

Sense!  You Pines just can’t make it!