hëllo Kermit de frog here

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

if you’re reading this make sure to tense up some more and ignore your bodys needs

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

i am seeing activity from blogs that have not posted in years, its like watching permafrost melt. observing you all in my petri dish

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

they’re more than horses to me. they’re horsies.

britney could do mama and mcr could do toxic send post

everyone saying that britney couldn’t do mama... i know you wanna be edgy but i’m revoking ur emo card. i don’t think you actually understand the black parade.