welcome to the pit

In the club saying shit like "frankly" and "in all honesty"

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

great post, everyone! hit the showers!

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

official fish post

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast