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We call this the "Does my hair look alright?"-look, it's one of my most popular. #HairHarlot #hairdresser #wigs

3 yrs. of waist-training and I'm still going strong. Today's is my fave, a black mesh CS-411 from @orchardcorset!

New shop mascot? It's a squirrel, in case you've never seen one before. #lego (at Weed Park Pond)

My weekend #DIY. I think this is going to be my company name... (at Weed Park Pond)

Linguine Bolognese by ME. Made with fresh pureed carrot, celery, garlic, and onion mixed into ground Italian sausage and beef. Add some crushed tomoatoes, simmer for an hour, and BOOM #foodporn

Tasty-ass Thai Red Curry I made last night. I feel like such an adult when I eat leftovers. #foodporn

I've really been diving into this new hobby, my trifecta is complete! #LEGO #3in1

New Sex B-Bombs -I call these "Freshmakers" (camphor, mint, tea tree, w/ grapeseed oil). #AmorousApothecary

Chemistry is afoot. #AmorousApothecary (at Weed Park Pond)

Someone can't wait for spring. Can you tell? Can you tell? #rollergirl #immaskater #fuckblades (at Weed Park Pond)

My V-Day gift, an #AT-AT...pocket-sized. (at Weed Park Pond)

Sometimes tough love is the only kind there is. #catshaming

My 1st #LEGO: Rey's Speeder from the Force Awakens. I'm ready for the next one already! (at Weed Park Pond)

Ready for the evening. #whiskyporn (at Weed Park Pond)

My socks have Whoopi Goldberg gnomes on them, my life is sick. #sockdreams (at Weed Park Pond)

Pssst...Amorous Apothecary OPENED yesterday! This is some Morrocan/Spanish-inspired Saffron-Rose-Clove BATH TEA w/ Dead Sea Salt that will be available at Amorous Apothecary on Etsy. Visit it, favorite it, shop there. Say you know the owner. (at Weed Park Pond)

Such a humanitarian at the Burger King drive-thru. #thots