Romans and countrymen please lend me your ears...

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.

the weirdest thing someone has said to me recently was “you know you’re not supposed to wear the bands shirt to the concert.” why not? am I supposed to be playing hard to get with the band? like im at the show, they know i like them, its okay

why tha fuck so many porn blogs follow me…..wtf you tryna jack off to? my depression?? naruto? kermit the frog memez???.. what yhe Fuck

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me

Holy hell do I feel you

today mom asked “did you catch any pokemon today?” and this is so surreal, never did i think i’d experience this

Buster is a true advocate for confidence and self love