Labiib Ahmad

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

Gosh, have you ever just stopped to think how the world is just filled with such beautiful things? Aurora borealis, Machu Picchu, the Great Pyramid, English castles, lush rainforests, adorable animals, The Great Wall of China, my ass, the Redwood Forests… ah, it’s just so overwhelming sometimes.

One of these things is not like the others….

Dont you think you exaggerated about yourself when you said "adorable animals"?

well, technically and most ironically, women belong with the same species.

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO PLEASE STOP OW MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

What if the universe where it isn't true is ours.

A young artist exhibits his work for the first time… …and a well known art critic is in attendance. The critic says to the young artist, “would you like my opinion of your work?” “Yes,” says the artist. “It’s worthless,” says the critic. The artist replies, “I know, but tell me anyway.”

Critic: ............Son Are you #ZackSnyder fan??