Anything & Everything

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

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WIMDY

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But it’s not so enjoy

the whole “it takes a village” thing needs to translate into adulthood too bc i need support!! i need people i can lean on! i need people i can share my thoughts with!! i need a village of mfs who love me!! idc idc idc

i love whenever people share the best sandwich they’ve ever had because everyone always remembers it so vividly. That one sandwich. life is so beautiful

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

Gumby did not say that

he said this you son of a bitch

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn't just madly in love with Morticia, he's madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT'S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

Tell me, Will, do you abandon your nature when your abandon your genitalia?

water is so so tasty and tastier than any of your foolish monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by big water now