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Jimin: "Jungkook is straight."

Yoongi: "Okay, you're straight!"

Jimin: *walks into the kitchen*

Jungkook: "PDA."

Jimin: "What?"

Jungkook: "PDA."

Jimin: "Huh? Public Display of Affe-"

Friend A: Manjoon

Namjoon*

The rest of us:

Namjoob*

Manjoob*

Daddy*

Manhood*

Jimin: look up in the sky and count how many stars there are, that's how gay I am

Jungkook: it's 11:30 in the morning, and isn't that-

Jimin: I'm gay

Jungkook: but-

Taehyung: *kisses JK's hand* love you

Jungkook: love you too, babe

Jimin: all the hot guys are either taken or straight!

Me: the gay kind

Namjoon: As you can see we have a very primitive breed of eommas here. Remember kids, always approach and choose your words with caution *points at Jin who is freaking out over a broken plate*

Namjoon: but you can always calm them down with a little something called ass-kissing

*maknae line nods*

Namjoon: and chocolate. Especially in that hormonal time period we like to call hell. Well that's it for today. Hope you enjoyed our ride.

(yes I know Jin doesn't like to be called eomma but I couldn't resist! This legit happened while talking with my friends today. All credit goes to my friend who came up with this even though she doesn't have tumblr.)