wassup

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

concept: me loving myself and not caring about other peoples idea or opinion on how i should be.

My shit

They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing

did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

Marry him.

did u just tell em to marry their dad

im short & bitter

Couldn’t have said it better!! 👏🏼

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

Dogs.

Majestic creatures.