Totallynotsonic

(Keep in mind this is a joke theory)

SONIC ACKNOWLEDGES HELL’S EXISTENCE, WHICH MEANS PROBABLY HE KNOWS ABOUT OTHER RELIGIONS TOO.

And since we know everything is canon

He’s been to super smashbros. WHICH MEANS BAYONETTA IS CANON IN THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG UNIVERSE. AND BAYONETTA KILLS ANGELS. BUT SHES ALSO A WITCH.

I’m not sure even how to explain but OH MY GOSH. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

(I MEAN WE ALREADY KNOW SONIC IS CANON BUT AS A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER INSIDE BAYONETTA’S UNIVERSE, due to the references in the beginning of bayonetta’s game. )

This is. Every. Single. Interaction. Between sonic and amy (That’s not the cutscenes from the games.) in sonic unleashed.